The Tales of a Handlebar Mustache

fuckyeahrandomstupidity:

:|

astrotastic:

janderson9788:

I haven’t seen it, but I lol’d.

roflcopter

(Source: pussalia)

misskatequinn:

thegeekcritique:

Shawn writes:

It’s my childhood toy brought to life!  To this day I still wonder why… why does Spider-Man need a motorcycle?

To look bad-ass!

I would crash if I saw this.

Is it just coincidence that the sign says Excelsior?

Also I want that bike.

(Source: afrostyhaze)

astrotastic:

atheismfuckyeah:

[Not entirely sure these are ‘temple garments’ - aren’t they just the so-called ‘magic underwear’? I’m not an expert, maybe an ex-Mormon can tell us.

~Mooglets]

I see those poking out from my teacher’s clothes sometimes

lol

mormons

(It’s to keep out the devil, btw)

the-tipsy-toad:

echotangowhiskey:

rahbertmykul:

Where can I order?

I take old receipts lying around in my car and make those all the time. I leave it under their windshield wiper. 

One time a guy parked so catty-cornered next to my car that I had to get in through the passenger side and crawl into the driver’s seat. I shit you not, there was maybe an inch or two between the left side of my car and the front right of his truck. So, I wrote a note that said, “If you make love as badly as you park, I feel awful for your wife.”

(Source: whiskeyoniceholdtheice)

thetumblratheist:

Dear Theists…

(Source: skepticalavenger)

thetumblratheist:

I’m never in when it arrives.

(Source: love-british-boys)

thedailybeard:

timothyking89:

The stache waxed :) I love my beard/moustache ahhahaha

keep letting the stache grow, it only get better from here. 

(Source: mrtumnusrobot)

thedailybeard:

deal. 
but you have to let me touch your beard too