The Tales of a Handlebar Mustache

ljuvliga:

ljuvliga:

This halloween I taped a sign saying COMMUNISM in red on my chest and handed out one piece of candy for each kid and if they complain I say, “Well, look at that you just learned about Communism.” One dad already gave me a dirty look.

stop my mom made me take it off because one little girl demanded more candy and I said “whoa calm down, capitalism”

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