The Tales of a Handlebar Mustache

The day to day of a red head with a handlebar mustache.

He’s abandoned some of our key allies like Israel, Poland and Czechoslovakia.

Fox’s Liz Cheney attacks President Obama over a country that doesn’t exist anymore (via mediamattersforamerica)

I’m pretty sure Czechoslovakia abandoned Czechoslovakia… 20 years ago.

(via mohandasgandhi)

History is hard. :/

(via westminstergaby)

Don’t get me started on Obama’s treatment of Prussia. A damned shame, that is. 

(via savagemike)

Personally I’m annoyed about his policies towards Hyperborea, Narnia and Middle Earth.

(via iandsharman)

He has been really harsh on the Hyporborians, hasn’t he? 

(via spastasmagoria)

He hasn’t even weighed in on the scandal in Bohemia.

(via alexandraerin)

When is Obama finally going to take a hardline with the USSR? I don’t like how they’re treating East Germany.

(via alexcranz)

And what, exactly, is Obama’s policy on Cathay and Atlantis?

(via gailsimone)

Better than his policies in regards to Lemuria.

(via commodore-sparklebutt)

Obama’s Agarthan strategy drives me to tears of rage.

(via melancthe)

You know I heard his family originates in Hibernia, but he never mentions it. Like he’s ashamed of it.

(via dimbosama)

I’m simply curious as to whether or not we are, or ever have been, at war with Oceania (via neroon)

And he didn’t even send ambassadors to Westeros to help resolve that petty little war they were having! What the hell, Obama?!

(via lonelywerewolfgirl)

And what about Genosha, goddamit?

(via gokuma)

Forget Westeros. GALLIFREY IS GONE AND HE DID NOTHING TO HELP.

(via ms-meryl)

Man, Obama really mishandled tensions between Ankh-Morpork and Agatean Empire.

(via johanirae)

Obama ignores Latveria every time he goes to Europe.  We could really use their cheap labor to produce our own Doombots.

(via finaldisciple)

WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE WESTPHALIANS?

(via scoldylox)

Dude, let’s not get into his total inability to work with the Jedi order.

(via geekgirlsmash)

I’m appalled that he’s complete ignored the Grand Fenwick situation.

(via nudityandnerdery)

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