The Tales of a Handlebar Mustache

tehshibby:

coffee-in-the-autumn-rain:

pedoshaming:

trapdoorluvr:

the-wardens-vermin:

phocookie:

Holy shit. Pokemon would be scary as fuck if they were real. I’d be scared to go outside. I don’t own any artwork.

When you think about it… Pokemon is hardcore.

Thank Nintendo they will never make them realistic. :|

dat scyther

the mewtwo is oddly beautiful when you take into consideration who mewtwo is, but the rest of these just look gross for the sake of being gross, rather than actually realisitc.

I don’t think these are “realistic” Pokemon. I think that they’re more in the style of Magic: The Gathering or D&D.

I like how Pinsir has vaginal dentata on its face.