The Tales of a Handlebar Mustache

danielmcbatman:

Left: Bullshit photoshop    Right: Fucking Reality 

Seriously, boys. Ya gotta stop photoshopping women’s asses into these unrealistic fleshy mounds of your dreams. It’s fucking gross and incredibly disrespectful. 

Also, FUCK YOU YOU’RE DISGUSTING CREEPS WHO DESERVE TO NEVER TOUCH A BUTT BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR BUTTS AND I HATE YOU. 

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Remember guys it’s ‘disrespectful’ to like women with wide hips and big butts.

Also, everyone who reblogged this and didn’t closely examine this picture to make sure it wasn’t photoshopped should feel ashamed of themselves.  Since there are no women who have body types like the first picture.

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^ Christina Hendricks

^ Kim Kardashian

^ Ice-T’s Wife Coco

Why men like women with big butts

(Source: itsexclusive)