The Tales of a Handlebar Mustache

The day to day of a red head with a beard.

sjwstupidity:

ikazed:

poppypicklesticks:

the-great-and-powerful-satsuki:

ozziescribbler:

temporalgearshift:

i actually had this conversation today

That’s it, WE CAN ALL GO HOME NOW. There won’t ever be a better graphic that summarizes sexist double standards in today’s geek culture.
THIS IS OUR CULTURE IN A NUTSHELL.

What the actual frick frack are you fucking talking about?! No one gets on girls for liking comic books or super heros. Sure a few assholes here and there, but by god there isnt a whole fucking culture around it. As a matter of fact, more men are being ridiculed by women for liking things like My Little Pony then there are men going “Hur Hur make me a sandwich” to some girl playing COD. 
Three boys all under the age of twelve were bullied this year because they were bronies. One tried to take his own life by hanging himself. He now has brain damage because kids in his school felt it was okay to tease and harass him because he liked a fucking show. Men are now THREE times more likely to commit suicide than women.   
You can’t go anywhere, especially not on here, calling yourself a brony without someone accusing you of being a pedophile, or a rape supporter, or a misogynist. Girls in the MLP fandom feel like they’re victims because there are more men watching the show than girls. Girls as old as their mid twenties are regressing into the kindergarten level of “Ew boys” thinking because they can’t share the damn sandbox. They demand respect when they enter male dominated fandoms, then don’t give it when its vice versa. This is bullshit, and I’m tired of seeing this post on my dash. Read some goddamn statistics before you make buttcrack  assumptions like this.


Exactly.  Now feminists on this site are now jumping to police the Sailor Moon Crystal fandom, declaring “we won’t let men do to Sailor Moon what they did to My Little Pony”. 

I liked Sailor Moon when I was 8…Sorry Feminism, I was there before you.

I would feel like this would probably be a little accurate if the girl was saying “ew that’s not for boys!” at the same time.

sjwstupidity:

ikazed:

poppypicklesticks:

the-great-and-powerful-satsuki:

ozziescribbler:

temporalgearshift:

i actually had this conversation today

That’s it, WE CAN ALL GO HOME NOW. There won’t ever be a better graphic that summarizes sexist double standards in today’s geek culture.

THIS IS OUR CULTURE IN A NUTSHELL.

What the actual frick frack are you fucking talking about?! No one gets on girls for liking comic books or super heros. Sure a few assholes here and there, but by god there isnt a whole fucking culture around it. As a matter of fact, more men are being ridiculed by women for liking things like My Little Pony then there are men going “Hur Hur make me a sandwich” to some girl playing COD. 

Three boys all under the age of twelve were bullied this year because they were bronies. One tried to take his own life by hanging himself. He now has brain damage because kids in his school felt it was okay to tease and harass him because he liked a fucking show. Men are now THREE times more likely to commit suicide than women.   

You can’t go anywhere, especially not on here, calling yourself a brony without someone accusing you of being a pedophile, or a rape supporter, or a misogynist. Girls in the MLP fandom feel like they’re victims because there are more men watching the show than girls. Girls as old as their mid twenties are regressing into the kindergarten level of “Ew boys” thinking because they can’t share the damn sandbox. They demand respect when they enter male dominated fandoms, then don’t give it when its vice versa. This is bullshit, and I’m tired of seeing this post on my dash. Read some goddamn statistics before you make buttcrack  assumptions like this.

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Exactly.  Now feminists on this site are now jumping to police the Sailor Moon Crystal fandom, declaring “we won’t let men do to Sailor Moon what they did to My Little Pony”. 

I liked Sailor Moon when I was 8…Sorry Feminism, I was there before you.

I would feel like this would probably be a little accurate if the girl was saying “ew that’s not for boys!” at the same time.

littlereya:

baelor:

I DISCOVERED THE BEST ANIMAL AT THE NATURE MUSEUM TODAY

WAXY

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MONKEY

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LEAF

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FROG

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LOOK AT ITS EXPRESSION FUCKFINF

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IT LOOKS SO WISE

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EXCEPT

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BUT THEN

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IN CONCLUSION

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omnicat:

genalovestoons:

kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

Leggles

(Source: thorinium)

togakiss:

Texas


Minnesota should be in the Water Tribe since it’s “the land of 10,000 lakes”.
Idaho and Colorado should probably be in the Earth kingdom because of all the mountains.
And Oklahoma should be in the Air Nomads because Tornadoes.

togakiss:

Texas

Minnesota should be in the Water Tribe since it’s “the land of 10,000 lakes”.

Idaho and Colorado should probably be in the Earth kingdom because of all the mountains.

And Oklahoma should be in the Air Nomads because Tornadoes.

(Source: hugs-boson)