ricrodrigo asked: rjwpsanta, have I been a good boy this year? Will I be getting presents?
You will be getting all the presents you ever wished for!
(Disclaimer: I am not actually Santa. Presents that have been promised may not actually show up. Rjwpsanta can not be held accountable for the contents of any presents that do show up, expected or otherwise. Happy holidays!)
Anonymous asked: There's no such thing as sexism against men! And did you know that if a smaller, weaker person uses their fist to strike someone bigger, it's not a "punch" but rather a "reverse punch"?
Ok so you just made a really sexist comparison saying the (woman) smaller weaker person punched a (man) larger person. I fucking pity you if you run into any female MMA fighters, you’d get your ass handed to you.
"I’m for equality" my ass you fuck-boy
There was absolutely nothing in the ask referring to any one gender hitting any other. You pulled that out of your ass, which means YOU automatically think “a smaller weaker person” is a woman.
Uhh, fucking NO, it’s exactly how I said it was, and everyone can fucking see it. I was pointing out how you’re directly comparing women with being weak, and I’m pointing that out.
Nice attempt to save face. The ask only refers to men in the very beginning. It says nothing about women. It only says “smaller, weaker person”
You’re the one making the association of smaller/weaker equals female in this instance. No matter how much you try to insist they started it. It’s right there. You fucked up. Deal with it. Or keep insisting we’re saying things we didn’t say. Either way, doesn’t change you fucked up.
Ok shut the fuck up. This guy was referring to women, because he’s an anti-feminist, and it’s “sexism against men”. It’s not saving face, it’s fuckin clear that this shit bag thinks women are smaller and weaker, and they’re fuckin not and you dumb fucks are really starting to piss me off
An anon sent that in. How do you know anon was a guy? Because they oppose feminism? Cuz there’s plenty of women (myself included) who do, too. And there’s plenty of women who do think that misandry is actually a thing (again, myself included).
Also, the ask is a parody of the idea that racial minorities, LGTB, women, and so on can’t discriminate against others because ‘power + bullshit’. The people who preach that idea tend to refer to prejudices against ‘oppressors’ as the reverse - reverse sexism, reverse racism, etc (even though it’s not the reverse because it’s discrimination and prejudice based on certain traits and can go any which way, not just one).
You’re getting mad at shit that isn’t there. Have fun with that.
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